Small Business Owner Pen Set (funny gift, entrepreneur)

I am guessing most everyone who reads these who own a small business will relate in some way. Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.

Reads: SHOP SMALL, CRY BIG

YOUR EMAIL DID NOT FIND ME WELL

UNHINGED CUSTOMERS ARE MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY

WHAT DOES DELEGATE MEAN?

BIG DREAMS, TINY BANK ACCOUNT